I just heard the best . . .

Bad thing ever.

Q. What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A. A northern fairytale begins…’Once upon a time…’

A southern fairytale begins…. ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit.’

*****

On a more serious note, last night was the first night I went to a restaurant and actually ate most of the food I ordered. This is a huge breakthrough, and one that makes me really happy.

Also, one more pound down!

Celebrate!

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