Barbie can, in the esteemed words of a wise man, eat a bag of dicks. Should I ever reproduce, Barbie will not make an appearance in a Hillary household.
Why? Because she’s designed to set unrealistic expectations of what real women should be. She’s disproportionate – her waist is so small, physics dictate that she should fold in half. Her tits are too big, and pointed straight ahead like a pair of headlights. She’s taught us that long legs are good, and blond and blue-eyed is supreme over all else. She’s hairless and smooth and shiny like a pearl. She’s sent the message to countless women that our only goals should be clothes, shoes,to get thinner, and a pink, shiny corvette. A big house with an equally perfect Ken is the key to happiness.
No. No and No and No and No.